autoschediastic asseverations

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!

Don’t say you don’t know what I’m talking about…..you know exactly what I’m talking about!

Tony asked me this evening if I would like to do a little baking for a meeting he had tomorrow. I say, sure babe! Then I find out it’s for 20-25 people. BUGGER, there goes my night

So I take a look at the recipes for what I’ll be-a-bakin. He has a couple of favorites which I’m going to do, how embarrassing if I make something and HE won’t eat it!! Of course the first thing I do -being in hospitality for so long I do this shit in my sleep- I work out how many ‘pieces’ of food I need for 23 people, then realise that one recipe will need to be doubled. Thats fine. I start preparing. Get a little of the way through and discover I need one more egg than I have, about a tablespoon of brown sugar more than I have and about 1/2 cup sugar more than I have. Dammit, I have to head to the supermarket. I have to use the doubled recipe now cos I’ve diced double the butter and it’s already in the food processor ready for creaming with that bloody sugar I need just a tad bit more of……

……back from supermarket with all required ingredients I can now continue. So continue I do. I cream, I sift, I stir, I roll, I bake…then I bake some more…and some bloody more. And finally..at around 11.30pm AEDT we have:
MUFFINS

These taste like donuts…no I’m not kidding! They really do! Complete with cinnamon sugar on top. Watch out for the recipe on the -you guessed it- recipes page in the next few days. This one is too good to keep to myself, and besides, I’m bound to lose the exercise book it’s written in before too long.

We also have:
SNICKERDOODLES

And those up there, are snickerdoodles. And they are yummo too. They also have cinnamon sugar. You roll them in it before baking. Again, watch out for the recipe..see above for where.

Oh we also have the anzac bikkies as featured at the top of this post….but we all already know that the recipe for those are already on the -you guessed it- RECIPE page!! Gee I’m funny aren’t I?? What? I’m not? Oh well, at least I can bake up a bloody storm when I want to.

Now be honest, not what you expected when you saw the title is it?!! :wink:

Have a good one.

p.s You guys are all chicken shits. Not ONE of you answered my question in the previous post! Go on, be a devil, whats the worst that can happen?!

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