dear christa..
Dear Christa,
Thanks so much for your email today asking me if I would like to join you for a chat and view your pictures. Unfortunately I have to decline on this occasion. You see firstly, Russian girls aren’t really my thing. Especially those that have pictures. I prefer a more intellectual interaction before pictures come into the equation. Your poor grammar suggests that is probably not an option. Please don’t be offended by this, I am far too fussy with my choice of conversational partners, so you see the problem lies with me, not you.
I will be far too busy to chat at a later date also, even if you actually learn to speak correctly. I have quite a few penis enlargements that I need desperately, which to be honest is a fair call considering my current one is so small that I can’t even find it. So nice of all those people out there to let me know where to get that done! Then there is the inheritance in Bulgaria I must chase up, just need to send money to some obscure person in an obscure little town and it will be all settled. Piece of cake really! Never even knew we had family over there. And of course it seems that lately I’ve become absent minded and forgotten about all the trips overseas where I entered my email address into a whole bunch of lotteries that I’ve now won! What are the odds of that?! I’m just so lucky.
The absentmindedness has been an issue over at ebay too. I don’t remember signing up at all you know, but apparently I need to head on over and change my password and details because of some pesky little security issue and unauthorised activity on my account..you know the one I didn’t know I had. Same thing with paypal. What is wrong with me lately? Oh well, maybe all those friends from China I never knew I had who seem to have forgotten I don’t speak, let alone read their language, can help me out with my forgetfulness. I’m sure if I ask nicely they’ll offer some great advice, I mean thats what friends are for right?
I do wish you luck in your endeavor to widen your circle of friends.
However please be advised that you will not now, nor in this lifetime, be able to include me in that circle.
Kelly
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
PS Thanks Kelly for helping me with the feed reader. I did the google thing and it works; I get it now
It actually just started writing itself when I saw the one from Christa. I just thought, I should write back to her (as a post)….and it went from there! Glad you liked it! And glad you got the rss thing happening..it’s just so easy to use
Kelly
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
LOL… tres amusant! I’ve just figured out the RSS feed (I’m a slow learner.) but I have you now! Consider yourself stalked… mwahahahah!
OH yay! Does that make me famous??! Cos if this is famous, the pay SUCKS!
Kelly
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
PMSL Kelly, that’s probably the best spam post I’ve read yet *grin* you were a tad hard on the poor lass though, she’s trying to speak to you in your own language - that’s more than the chinese guys are doing..
Glad you like it luv! You do make a good point I spose…but I’m choosing to ignore it
Kelly
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:11 pm
and for your efforts you’ve received the prestigious post of the week in my best of… sweetie…and the prize, i hear you ask? my undying gratitude of course! 8)
Bugger undying gratitude, I want a foot massage!
Kelly
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:12 am
Oh my God! I was thinking about writing a post like this too - but you’ve done it to perfection. No need for me to bother. Too bad you can’t actually send it to one of these cretins and be a fly on the wall when they read it. Great!
WC
Well I could go make up a freebie email and send it from there, then just delete the email! However it won’t let us see the reaction
Kelly
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:06 pm
LOL! I couldn’t have said it better myself! We must be on the same lists, I get all the same crap, well, except for the Chinese SPAM. I haven’t seen any of that yet.
Just wait, they’ll find you
Kelly
May 5th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
[...] SWMBO just scraped in with this as it was only posted today,and a bloody ripper! The best anti spam post I’ve seen for some [...]
May 7th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Not. Happy. Christa!
Classic Kelly. Brilliant.
Love it…
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Must admit I’m quite proud of this one
Glad you liked it…
Kelly